Like the phoenix from the ashes.. I'M BRINGING IT BACK BABY. 140 characters be damned. Here comes a bunch of long form content from the mad man of Milwaukee himself. Maybe. Someday. Nevermind.
Whats going on this New Years Eve? I need Some fresh ideas.. Please don't make me go to The Rave..
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA info in it, so a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB
A Tiki drink at Foundation then off to Mad Planet.. Where are those dancing shoes??
I'm your only friend... I'm not your only friend... But I'm a little glowing friend... But really I'm not actually your friend... But I am.
This day has been brutal.. Who knew so much could go wrong in such a small period of time. Kill me.
Drunk after two beers and a shot.. What have I become??
Just got my Google Voice invite. The Android phone is now a true Google phone.
Reading: Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman (again). And I suggest you do the same.
Some Ghetto trash fuckbag used my car as a pinata last night. And that, my friends, is my last night in Riverwest.